Stay Shiny

Khaleesi Kat. 20. Portland.

1. October 2014

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Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours


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As you get older coke just becomes something people do. It’s like seeing your friend Steve drinking a sprite except he’s spilling it on a toilet seat snorting it through his nose

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Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 


I love that story

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